I just bought Spice Girls lollipops and deodorant; I’m pretty sure my next tax return will be sponsored by “Posh Spice.”
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The coolest joke in the zip code.
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I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
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A wild laugh appeared!