2020 Archive: The Speeding Ticket

Why did the lawyer argue the road was empty? “Your Honor, in a lockdown, the speed limit is merely a subjective recommendation for ghost traffic.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

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Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

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A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

@Mean_Girls_Regina11/26/2013 23:07Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Pirate_Bay_9904/04/1998 20:50Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Jordan_Fan_2305/18/1999 16:42Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Brick_Tamland_L08/15/2011 02:06I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Hamster_Dance_X03/25/1996 12:13Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Get_Flash_Player06/21/2004 02:54Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Tuenti_Specialist08/14/1997 18:19A classic from the Spanish web too!