2006 Vintage: The Speeding Ticket

Why did the lawyer argue that the radar gun was “biased”? He claimed it had a “pre-existing prejudice against fast-moving luxury vehicles.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

@Winamp_Skin_Maker03/08/2003 06:14Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@StarWars_Nerd06/11/2002 10:41The farce is strong with this one!

@Keyboard_Warrior04/10/2008 05:13F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@One_Does_Not_S02/04/1998 02:31One does not simply read one joke.

@Fred_Channel_0604/25/2014 21:05HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!