1999 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket

Why did the lawyer sue the speed limit sign? He argued it was “unconstitutionally restrictive of his client’s momentum.”

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@Netscape_Ninja08/05/1998 18:51Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Cheers_Norm07/12/2002 20:59Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Gnutella_User01/31/2005 06:02Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Pretty_In_Pink01/13/2014 20:24Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Dale_Doback_Fan12/28/1999 06:54Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Nyan_Cat_Space09/26/1996 21:29Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Hacktivist_Fan02/12/1995 18:18Hacking into the comedy mainframe.