A guy gets pulled over. Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?” Guy: “I was trying to get home before the Viagra wore off!” Cop: “Carry on, son. Godspeed.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
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