2024 Legacy: The Specialist

I went to a ‘Longevity Guru.’ He just told me to breathe through my nose and charged me $1,000 for the ‘Oxygen Protocol’.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber07/28/2007 09:41So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Alt_Vista_Searcher03/17/2007 20:31I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@XFiles_Spooky_M09/26/2004 11:36Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole05/09/2009 04:30I see funny people... everywhere!

@MP3_Encoder01/15/1996 14:58128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Ferris_Bueller05/10/2008 21:56Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@AllYourBase_9909/02/2003 19:44All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Keyboard_Cat_P12/17/2014 13:50Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Retweet_King08/11/2002 02:11RT if you think this is funny!