My doctor wore Apple Vision Pro during my exam. I asked if he could see my vitals. He said, “I can see your heart rate, your bank balance, and a giant dinosaur standing right behind you. This app is amazing!”
Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dentist
"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Anesthesia
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
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Actually, it IS a cool story!
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