Why did lawyers love the 2003 “CAN-SPAM” Act? Because it meant they could finally sue the people sending them “Cheap Viagra” emails—or at least bill for the time spent deleting them.
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
No way! That’s too much!