2002 Vintage: The SOX Audit

Why did the lawyer bring a flashlight to the audit? To look for his client’s missing ethics in the dark corners of the balance sheet.

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@WebTV_Viewer02/05/2013 07:55Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Pager_Guy08/27/1996 01:32Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Macarena_Dancer10/06/2007 00:23Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Linux_Distro_User11/29/2002 22:46Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Diva_Plavalaguna02/22/2001 04:17The highest note of humor!

@Dale_Doback_Fan09/12/2010 22:46Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Flickr_User_0401/05/2008 06:38A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Podcast_Listener06/13/1998 08:38I’ll mention this in my next episode!