I told my psychiatrist I’m exhausted after being at a party for 20 minutes. He said, “That’s not a disorder, that’s just ‘2022 Social Atrophy.’ I’ll prescribe you one hour of staring at a wall in total silence.”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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