“The photos disappear in 10 seconds!” “Why would I want that?” “In case you send something you regret at 2 AM, Harold.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Super green! Hilarious!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!