Why did the dad’s watch go to school? It wanted to be a “smart”-er timekeeper.
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He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Shut up and take my laughter!