2001 Legacy: The Small Print

Why did the lawyer use invisible ink? He said it was for “classified legal strategies” (it was actually just to hide the fees).

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_Explorer05/18/2004 00:27I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Linux_Distro_Fan12/11/2005 00:58Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules03/03/2009 12:49Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Pentium_Power05/18/2003 19:12My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Gnutella_User02/08/2011 12:44Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Snatch_Mickey08/12/2000 07:46Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Shagadelic_9709/04/2014 21:36This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Pwnage_King03/06/1996 11:20Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.