Why Billy Bob Thornton? For proving that if you grow a weird haircut and talk like a lawnmower, the Academy will treat you like royalty.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Archive: The Barbie Existential Crisis
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2025 Classic: The F1 Speed
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38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Hollywood decided that the big screen was officially bac...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
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2023 Vintage: The American Fiction "White Books"
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In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
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2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
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Why the budget? For a sci-fi movie that looked like it cost $300 ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
Why the height difference? For a movie that reminded us that whil...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
As if! This is too funny.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.