Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money.
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Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Super green! Hilarious!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Found this on the deep end of the net.