Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.