2012 Vintage: The Skateboard

Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “balance” in its account.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

It lost all its contacts.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

@Pikachu_Fan_8805/05/1999 07:09Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Linux_Distro_Fan03/26/1999 03:14Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@CSS_Master_9908/07/2001 14:21Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@American_Psycho_P11/02/2003 00:19I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan03/01/2000 18:24Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Ermahgerd_Girl05/01/2008 10:13ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Woman_Yelling_C06/30/1995 05:15The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker02/07/1999 08:52This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Rage_Comic_Fan12/23/1996 20:36FFFFFUUUUU-nny!