2008 Legacy: The Skateboard

Why did the skateboard get a job? It was “tired” of being pushed around.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

@Flash_Player_Fan09/25/2004 02:43Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude05/25/2008 03:28The Dude abides... this joke.

@Walter_Sobchak10/21/1996 12:32Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Bernie_Mittens05/30/1997 13:44I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Leet_Speaker_7711/12/2008 15:117h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Arthas_Fan_0201/07/1996 03:11Succeeding you, father... in laughing!