Why did the lawyer move to New York? He heard the “Silicon Alley” start-ups needed someone to hold their hand while they cried.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
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50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
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48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
The Retainer Fee
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Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!