A guy tells his wife, “I feel like Shrek.” She says, “Because you’re a hero?” He says, “No, because I’m an ogre with layers of fat and I live in a swamp of unpaid bills.”
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Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
The stars are aligned for this joke.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.