Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »
41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube & Sith Edition
In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.