2011 Classic: The Shore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!

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@ModemWarrior09/30/1997 03:53I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@AOL_Surfer03/05/2007 20:53You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@WAP_Navigator12/20/2007 03:23Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Flash_Animator06/07/2010 01:33I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Diva_Plavalaguna09/04/2007 11:38The highest note of humor!

@BackToFuture_M05/05/2000 11:52Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Futurama_Fry_M02/12/2004 10:40Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

@Keep_Calm_Fan04/06/2006 16:45Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.