Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you like these jokes!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Oops, I laughed again!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Posting this to my own wall right now!