2006 Classic: The Shakira

A girl starts dancing. The bartender says, “Those hips don’t lie, but your ID says you’re 25 and I’m not so sure.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

"Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find ou...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

@Cast_Away_Wilson03/29/2015 21:37WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@StarWars_Nerd09/29/2000 23:32The farce is strong with this one!

@American_Psycho_P10/22/2015 16:57I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Walter_Sobchak10/16/2013 22:35Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@LiveJournal_Deep02/01/2008 22:06Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair01/18/2009 07:05I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!