“Can I pay for this in Dogecoin?” “Get out.”
Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
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The Time Traveler
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The Helium Exit
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The Roman Drink
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56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
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53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
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62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
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The Sandwich Ban
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2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
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2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
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51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
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54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
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The Past Tense
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!