Why did the lawyer love the word “Selfie”? Because it’s the only time a defendant takes a high-quality photo of the crime scene and tags the location for the prosecution.
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
The Cat and Dog Case
When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
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A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
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Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
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Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
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A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
This site is very exciting!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
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