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2013 Legacy: The Selfie Evidence

 Why did the lawyer love the word “Selfie”? Because it’s the only time a defendant takes a high-quality photo of the crime scene and tags the location for the prosecution.

Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The 10% Rule
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The Copper Wire
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The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
 Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
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The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
The Cat and Dog Case
When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
 Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
 A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy04/12/2015 02:11Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@OfficeWorker_9908/07/2007 00:57I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Cyber_Traveler11/02/2004 03:27Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@SoulSeek_Fan09/29/1996 22:25Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Uncle_Rico_9809/05/1995 01:16I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Excite_User_9705/13/2004 14:52This site is very exciting!
@Blogger_Default06/26/1995 01:18Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Railgun_Sniper03/04/2012 01:58I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Rage_Comic_Fan03/08/1998 23:38FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@Streamer_Pro_9908/28/2002 06:17Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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