2001 Classic: The Segway Hype

Why did the CEO buy a Segway for the office? He wanted to show he was “moving toward the future” at 12 miles per hour while looking like a mall cop.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty so...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of beige towers, the screech of 14.4k ...read more »

Welcome to 2010 – the year we entered a new decade and Steve Jobs...read more »

Why was the salesman looking at a 3D video of the office in 1995...read more »

Why was the IT room dark? because "Old Azeroth" is the only plac...read more »

Let’s circle back and touch base on this low-hanging fruit.If I h...read more »

Welcome to 2009 – the year Microsoft finally saved us with W...read more »

The dark liquid that keeps the corporate machine grinding.The off...read more »

An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was...read more »

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind (or so I tell myself)....read more »

Why does the boss look like a Greek god? Because the AI "enhance...read more »

Welcome to 2017 – the year the office sounded like a swarm of bee...read more »

When your social media profile is more successful than your actua...read more »

A blonde is at a job interview for a high-level executive positio...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin08/23/2013 20:48P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Burning_CDs03/06/2011 13:36I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Napster_Leech03/21/2013 22:55Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz05/26/1999 00:28The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Pi_Mathematics02/08/1995 07:24Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie04/01/1996 07:27Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@BackToFuture_M12/03/2000 17:51Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Loituma_Girl02/19/1999 22:47Spinning my leek and laughing at this!