128 bits? My brain can’t even process that many bits. The future is too fast.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
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Laughing in slow motion right now!
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That was intense... and funny!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
True story! I was there!
Posting this to my own wall right now!