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1998 Archive: The Sega Dreamcast News

 128 bits? My brain can’t even process that many bits. The future is too fast.

Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Jurassic_Park_Fan12/14/2011 11:29Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@X-Gen_Mark04/20/2000 20:16This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Baywatch_Runner03/08/2006 23:32Laughing in slow motion right now!
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@Requiem_Dreamer02/11/2005 00:05That was intense... and funny!
@Hide_The_Pain_H02/16/2000 15:37I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@True_Story_Neil11/28/1998 04:52True story! I was there!
@Wall_Post_Hero08/01/2013 13:37Posting this to my own wall right now!

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