2022 Legacy: The Second Opinion

“Doctor, I think I have ‘Long-Boredom’.” “You mean ‘Long-COVID’?” “No, I’m just still tired of my own house.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

@Zoolander_Derek09/08/2003 01:18What is this? A joke for ants?

@Startup_Kid12/01/1997 01:18Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Old_School_Frank06/28/2010 08:10We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Top_List_Winner05/30/1996 22:30Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Flash_Game_Dev03/24/2014 20:05I should make a game about this joke.

@Face_Palm_0109/28/2015 06:30Classic. Simply classic.