2008 Vintage: The Second Opinion

“Doctor, I need a second opinion.” “Fine, I also think your insurance is worthless.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

@AOL_Surfer03/15/2001 13:28You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Lycos_Dog07/20/2011 05:38Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Pi_Mathematics07/04/2003 10:20Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie04/20/2012 12:40Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Tuenti_Specialist08/01/2012 14:50A classic from the Spanish web too!