A lady orders a “Screaming Orgasm.” The guy next to her falls off his stool. The bartender says, “He’s just the sound effects guy.”
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What is the deal with these funny jokes?
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
But you have heard of this joke!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!