Why were they so proud? Because they realized that “Civil Affairs” is just “Warfare” with more paperwork and fewer naps.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
... (Laughter in silence).
The magic man... is laughing!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.