Why did the ghost go to the movie theater? To see the “boo-vies.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Kid: What’s that?
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Letting this joke through the port.
Professional humor for professional people.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!