Why did the oak tree get a solar panel? It wanted to “leaf” the grid.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
First! And it’s funny!