Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am listening... and I am laughing.
The power of three... laughs!
I see funny people... everywhere!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
One does not simply read one joke.
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!