Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies.
Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
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Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I am crying... with laughter!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Tapping my way to a good mood.