What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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A: In case he go...read more »
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Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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Laughing is as laughing does.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?