2013 Legacy: The Scared Snake

What do you call a snake that’s a designer? A “boa” constructor.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

@MIRC_Ghost05/27/1996 01:22Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant04/12/1996 15:47They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog09/03/2015 20:32Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Facepalm_Master10/22/2003 13:37I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Forever_Alone_X03/29/1996 20:23At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

@Futurama_Fry_M01/29/2012 23:17Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

@Believe_It_Or_N07/04/2006 01:41I choose to believe it’s funny.