2019 Vintage: The Scared Road

Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “pave-ment” issues.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

A dino-snore.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Nacho cheese.read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

@Napster_King04/11/2010 16:52I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Zip_Drive_Owner05/22/2010 17:53Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Memento_Guy04/24/2007 17:30Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@DMOZ_Volunteer08/15/2009 22:22Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker09/03/2011 02:16This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@StrongBad_Mail07/30/1997 17:10I’m checking my email and I found a winner!