2003 Vintage: The Scared Road

Why was the street so tired? It was “tired” of being paved.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

It was two tired.read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

Because they make up everything.read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

@Encarta_User07/16/2010 06:18I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@X-Gen_Mark08/05/1995 03:15This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Lock_Stock_Two03/02/1997 06:06It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Footloose_Ren07/14/2000 12:30Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Ancient_Aliens_G03/04/2013 04:32I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Orkut_Member_9911/28/2000 08:02A fan from Brazil! Great humor!