Why do elephants never use computers? They’re afraid of the “mouse.”
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Laughing is as laughing does.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Super green! Hilarious!
Professional humor for professional people.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.