Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked.
Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Silently laughing in the snow.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
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