Why did the computer go to the gym? To improve its “core” processing.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.