Why did the computer go to the eye doctor? It needed to improve its “resolution.”
Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.