Why did the woodpecker get a promotion? He was a “knock-out” at work.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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No eye deer.read more »
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A dino-snore.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!