2024 Archive: The Scared Baker

Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

It was two tired.read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan08/02/2002 03:34Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Resident_Evil_Z08/17/1996 22:05Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Snake_Game_Pro03/31/2013 09:55I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Bluetooth_Bot06/05/2015 14:24Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Kill_Bill_Bride06/28/1997 09:35I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Blink_182_Mark02/14/2007 03:04What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Clans_Leader_9902/15/1996 03:03Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Filter_Fanatic02/18/2012 21:36This joke looks better with a sepia filter.