Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
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Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
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A: One is ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).