Why did the baker go to jail? He was caught “bread-handed.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Laughing in slow motion right now!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.