2012 Archive: The Scanner

I’m “beaming” with joy that I’m still here.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

@Pager_Guy08/09/2010 04:18Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Baywatch_Runner05/25/2001 00:07Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Fargo_Marge12/20/2013 01:51Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Beavis_Cornholio06/03/2015 22:29I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy05/01/2009 19:25You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Double_Rainbow_G01/06/2001 19:37What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Spawn_Camper_J08/27/1996 11:43I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Fred_Channel_0606/26/1995 00:13HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!