She’s asking if we’re big enough. I’m not sure what she means, but I’m too intimidated to ask.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!